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hi! my name is Melissa, you are really cool and i wish i had more cactuses
Posted on 30th Jul at 2:17 PM, with 56 notes
seikuya:

So I began another round of TLOG, and I just want to say that Mickey love is a real angel. Just what a sweetheart he is!

seikuya:

So I began another round of TLOG, and I just want to say that Mickey love is a real angel. Just what a sweetheart he is!

Posted on 30th Jul at 12:54 PM, with 228,679 notes
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
Posted on 30th Jul at 12:53 PM, with 10,388 notes

blastortoise:

british people will jump through their own assholes to describe the differences between accents but then refer to Africa like it’s one country.

Posted on 30th Jul at 12:52 PM, with 13 notes
st4nl3yb4ldwin:

remember when they were playing charades in court and couldnt guess the second syllable of the second word this programme is so ridiculous omg
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st4nl3yb4ldwin:

remember when they were playing charades in court and couldnt guess the second syllable of the second word this programme is so ridiculous omg

Posted on 29th Jul at 10:15 PM, with 17,445 notes
"I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long."

Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via tarntino)

(via tatianamaslnay)

the criticism of scorsese is absolutely true and valid but lmao honestly how dare you bring quentin tarantino into this by calling him “a basic white guy” and lumping him in with pedophile rapist woody allen… quentin has written better WOC than half of hollywood’s biggest directors right now. kill bill features 6 lead women (3 being WOC) all incredibly strong and complex, and death proof has two different sets of kickass women and WOC. two movies alone featuring about a dozen female characters. so what the hell are you even talking about. the book that jackie brown was based on featured a white female lead but quentin cast pam grier simply because she was the right actress for jackie, absolutely no hesitations because of her race. so go ahead and demand better women from scorsese but tarantino has been establishing a standard for filmmakers to write better female characters since the ’90s.

(via quentintarantinos)

Posted on 29th Jul at 10:13 PM, with 3,660 notes

corktreesandinfinities:

we all talk about how cute patrick is but why do we never acknowledge how cute andy is

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Posted on 29th Jul at 10:05 PM, with 28,293 notes
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angrywhitepeoplemusic:

I still can’t believe I’ve never seen this before, but here it is. Every major vocal part Pete Wentz has in the entire Fall Out Boy studio discography.

Posted on 29th Jul at 9:45 PM, with 24,456 notes
"Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates."
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via mor-iarty)
Posted on 29th Jul at 9:36 PM, with 2,131 notes

petethetreat:

am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

So, I found this video of FOB years ago in Brazil and uh

Patrick, why is this thing covering your eyes

why

This is back when he would still get stage fright and would use his hat as a way to “hide”.

Posted on 28th Jul at 6:06 PM, with 220,342 notes

theglitterfaded:

Men are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Women are allowed to think body hair is unattractive

Men and women are not allowed to tell other people how they should groom themselves just because of what they find personally attractive

Posted on 28th Jul at 5:51 PM, with 1,180 notes
martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!
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martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!

Posted on 28th Jul at 5:47 PM, with 762,070 notes

drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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