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Posted on 17th Apr at 12:02 PM, with 186,174 notes

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

Posted on 17th Apr at 12:01 PM, with 296,868 notes

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

Posted on 17th Apr at 12:01 PM, with 291,571 notes

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

Posted on 17th Apr at 11:59 AM, with 84,437 notes

reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

Posted on 17th Apr at 11:59 AM, with 305,446 notes

occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

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how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

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Posted on 17th Apr at 11:58 AM, with 98,251 notes

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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Posted on 17th Apr at 11:58 AM, with 137,791 notes

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

Posted on 17th Apr at 11:58 AM, with 170,169 notes

arcana21:

s-tu:

s-tu:

who needs swag when you have class

…ical music

I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

i need this framed on my wall

Posted on 17th Apr at 11:57 AM, with 161,304 notes

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

Posted on 17th Apr at 11:56 AM, with 278,812 notes

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

Posted on 17th Apr at 11:55 AM, with 129,455 notes

theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

Posted on 17th Apr at 9:21 AM, with 726,993 notes

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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