When someone calls me attractive
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.
who else has fucking scissors for hands
omg reblogging cos literally me
I saw the gif and got curious.
My curiosity was definitely worth it.
THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIFTH TIME I’M GOING TO BE REBLOGGING THIS
bringing this back
Sherlock’s Mark Gatiss dresses up as Joan Crawford
Look at that sassy fuck. CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS.
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
Watch it live May 21, 10am PDT on Xbox Live, Xbox.com or Spike TV
In case you wanted to have your mind blown
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.
This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.